It doesn’t have to actually offend godless communists.

It has to give the purchaser the impression that it will offend anyone to the left of Trump.

Much of their cultic identity is based around hating, punishing and pissing off their opposition, who is inferior and small in number while simultaneously all pervasive and massively powerful and everywhere, due to the lying media hiding all manner of conspiracies.

You know, normal fascist stuff.