Those two are the living beings the Final Fantasy series is known for. Which one would you rather be?

Right now, I feel like being a Chocobo. I could be a mount for another person, as they’re like ostriches, and they come in many styles. I bet the greens they eat a lot of taste great, too. Third, Fat Chocobo exists. It seems like some incarnations of the Fat Chocobo are treated as deities. There’s no fat Moogle, or at least not one nearly as prominent as the Fat Chocobo.

I’ll want to be that kind that appears in the Chocobo series where they can generally speak, and I prefer to be in the blue color.