The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

  • Marty_TF
    24·
    4 days ago

    The blessing of selhosting

    Your pursuit for digital soverignity has come to an end

    • Server maintenance: lose one bonus action per round
    • Media server of pirated movies: gain one random spell roll at the start of your turn when in combat
    • Tales of docker: Frighten a creature for 2 rounds, but lose 1 Charisma for 10 rounds
    • Tailscale: spend an action point to access your camp chest from anywhere