And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.
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I’m going to to start using that phrase as much as possible.
I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.
I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one’s from Letterkenny
And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.
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