Answering the age old question…

  • anothermember
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    11 months ago

    I’m really surprised by this, as someone in the “never” category I honestly didn’t realise there were men who sat down (obviously aside from physical disabilities), or that it would be a cultural thing. I’ve never thought about it.

    In fact sometimes if I go for a “number two”, I will take it in two parts, pee standing up then sit down for the second part, or vice-versa. It’s just more comfortable like that.

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      11 months ago

      How do you deal with all the pee splatter? Or do you piss on the sink? Or are you a dwarf?

      Pissing while standing is only ok when a proper urinal is available. Pissing in toilet while standing imparts too much kinetic energy on the pee, causing violent splashing. Yes, even if you aim at an angle. And aim will always falter at the end anyway with decreasing water pressure…

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        11 months ago

        Normal cleaning of toilet/bathroom areas deal with that kind of thing. It’s not like I’m pissing in the kitchen.

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          11 months ago

          So in other words you regularly have to clean up piss.

          People who sit to pee never have this issue. They never need to clean up piss because it never collects on surfaces.

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            11 months ago

            Bathrooms should be cleaned regularly anyway, and not everyone is grossed out by pee.

            • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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              11 months ago

              Sure but there is absolutely no reason to clean your walls unless you’re getting piss on them.

              I prefer not having to wash piss off my walls. Without the piss I have no reason to wash my walls.

              The benefit is obvious.

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            11 months ago

            People who sit to pee are still splashing the underside of the toilet seat, so there’s piss to cleanup for standers as well as sitters.

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              11 months ago

              You are already cleaning that part anyway as apart of regular toilet cleaning. I’d rather stick to just having to clean that much rather then having to wash your walls and floor from all the piss that’s splashing on them

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            11 months ago

            Flushing also spreads particles, do you never flush just so you don’t have to regularly clean your WC?

      • CaptainProton@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Power of the stream is a factor… As well as aim and your bowl geometry, some just splash more. I have the bladder of a squirrel, and generally splatter no more than a few drops on the toilet seat if I fail to raise it. My bestie will absolutely cover my bathroom in splatter.

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      11 months ago

      I used to always stand. Once I realized that even with perfect aim, urine droplets will find their way to the floor and walls, I stopped. My toilet never smells like urine now, even if I haven’t cleaned it for a while (which is rare).

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      11 months ago

      I do about half and half. Especially in the morning or in the middle of the night I sit. Don’t have to try to aim in the dark or when I’m half asleep.

      I suspect also the men who are married with families tend to sit more than single guys.