The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 months agoAirports are separated from all societal normsstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up11.31Karrow-down112
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minus-squaretigeruppercutlinkfedilinkarrow-up125·10 months agoI’ve been places in the states where even airports won’t give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down1·10 months agoI think you’re legally allowed to kick people in the crotch in that scenario.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down4·10 months agoYes, violence is great at convincing people to give you alcohol!
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·10 months agoViolence is the one true power, from which all other power is derived.
minus-square𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-210 months agoThis trick only works at airports. Try it!
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-210 months agoI was in an airport in NY from 5am-6am, and they didn’t serve alcohol during that hour. It was awful, and I had to wait!
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoYeah SLC is one of these. Worst layover ever. ATL is the best layover. You can go bar hopping across the terminals using the train.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoThey even ruined those muskets with the bell thingies on the end of the barrel. Haven’t seen one of those in centuries.
I’ve been places in the states where even airports won’t give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.
I think you’re legally allowed to kick people in the crotch in that scenario.
Yes, violence is great at convincing people to give you alcohol!
Violence is the one true power, from which all other power is derived.
This trick only works at airports.
Try it!
I was in an airport in NY from 5am-6am, and they didn’t serve alcohol during that hour. It was awful, and I had to wait!
Yeah SLC is one of these. Worst layover ever.
ATL is the best layover. You can go bar hopping across the terminals using the train.
They even ruined those muskets with the bell thingies on the end of the barrel. Haven’t seen one of those in centuries.