• Cabrio@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My tips for surviving beyond middle age.

    Move to a country with socialised healthcare and reasonable unemployment systems.

    Develop a mental illness, you’re 36 so you probably have a couple already.

    Apply for disability and reduce your workload to 20 hours a week.

    Have your parents die so you can have a chance at owning a house so you have somewhere to die other than hospice.

    Kids are a double edged sword, kill you now, look after you later. Might be better financially to not bother, as you’ll have to go back to full time work just for a chance to ensure they don’t grow up neglected, and if they do there goes your retirement.