• MrSangrief@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Apparently when you have that you still need a dodgy submarine dive to the Titanic. Only then you’ve completed the game of life and can finally uninstall.

    • simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Yeah the submarine ending is pretty good, but I think the “die doing a tictok challenge” has a more interesting narrative ending, more varied if anything.

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        1 year ago

        I wonder if the CEO of OceanGate did the Fortnite Default Dance before the submarine imploded and the whole ocean squashed him.

        Food for thought!

        clap do do do dwee doo clap

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      1 year ago

      agony. everywhere I look I’m reminded of her.

      Her: can of soup at the bottom of the ocean

  • Kyo_Jazz@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I have calculated i do not need to exceed then around 3.56 million for the remainer of my life. The remaining 996.440.000 i would be far more then id ever know what to do with, so id probably just give it away.

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      1 year ago

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