1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Because the way to prevent mass shootings is to remove people’s ability to convey the concept of gun in communication.

    It’s a flawless plan with no possible downsides.