-“Resort” fees charged by hotels: Seriously, just stop with this bullshit. Your fitness center and Windows 95 boarding pass printer are not worth $45/night.
-Baggage fees: Pure profit grab that was never rescinded after jet fuel prices plummeted.
-E-ticket service/venue/printing/will-call fees: I am buying a ticket online. To what the fuck do I need to pay you $45.95 for? In fact, here’s a fucking bill for the ink consumption used to print your shitty paper ticket and the 5,000 unwanted ads that printed along with it.
-Any sort of convenience fee. You know what’s convenient? Not being forced to pay any sort of FUCKING FEE.
I have a few suggestions:
-“Resort” fees charged by hotels: Seriously, just stop with this bullshit. Your fitness center and Windows 95 boarding pass printer are not worth $45/night.
-Baggage fees: Pure profit grab that was never rescinded after jet fuel prices plummeted.
-E-ticket service/venue/printing/will-call fees: I am buying a ticket online. To what the fuck do I need to pay you $45.95 for? In fact, here’s a fucking bill for the ink consumption used to print your shitty paper ticket and the 5,000 unwanted ads that printed along with it.
-Any sort of convenience fee. You know what’s convenient? Not being forced to pay any sort of FUCKING FEE.