“They’re trying to convince me the slaves my ancestors owned were slaves.” does really hit the nail on the head
they were all funny.
i did lol at this one
“The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming."
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I thought we were learning how to think, but we’re just supposed to blindly assume the Holocaust happened.
I thought The Onion is supposed to be satire. I swear I’ve heard this one before
I no longer feel any joy when people get killed by the police.
Well, now that’s it, they’ve covered the entire range…
My teacher is a woman.
Dayum, they went there too, huh? :-P
“I stopped stealing lunch money and started reallocating the means of production for cooperative use.”
Sounds like a win/win tbh
He and Damon need to team up
The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming.
I bet this one could actually get some traction
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Josephine Warlin, 8
“Our school mascot is a safe needle disposal box.”Kyle Lowe, 12
“Unfortunately, my underfunded school can only afford the most basic propaganda.”I expect my mom will email this to me tomorrow as being real ….
Back in the days of email forward chains my grandma sent me an onion article about Harry Potter being demonic. One of the funniest reads ever. She missed the ONION part as the url to her said THEONION and she though theology!
This one had me lol’n pretty hard
“Our school mascot is a safe needle disposal box.”
