Fellow , today I made a culinary discovery! I was eating spicy chips from the quick shop along with my hot chocolate and it was… delicious?!? The sweetness and bitterness of the chocolate melded very well with the leftover spicy taste from each chip. Maybe next time, I should put some spicy stuff INSIDE the hot chocolate?!?

No, that’s too far. Can’t let myself fall to anarchy like they have in Mexico.

Somebody should tell the brown people this. I can’t believe nobody thought of it before I, the savior, had this very original idea!