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    1 year ago

    The evidence before the court is

    Incontrovertible, there’s no need for

    The jury to retire

    In all my years of judging

    I have never heard before

    Of someone more deserving

    Of the full penalty of law

    The way you made them suffer

    Your exquisite wife and mother

    Fills me with the urge to defecate!

    Since, my friend, you have revealed your

    Deepest fear,

    I sentence you to be exposed before

    your peers—

    TEAR DOWN THE WALL!