For using the cross-post functionality in lemmy so that my posts would only show up once in peoples feeds 😄

From writing a single song that 90% of people love and then immediately retiring

Ridding the world’s oceans of plastic.

solving any of the millenium prize problems.

Largest Euro-Millions lottery win 😀

Some scientific breakthru or something that still wouldn’t make anyone recognize me on the streets

All Star catcher in an amateur baseball league.

Circle jerking

Queer advocacy