Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We’ve investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda. Rest assured, we’ve updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.
I’ve never had anyone knock on my front door of my house and ask me to consider becoming homosexual.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We’ve investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda. Rest assured, we’ve updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.
Finally! I’ve wondered for years what this “gay agenda” was that my conspiracy prone conservative neighbors were telling me was so dangerous.
Oh my, I feel my conversion starting already! I am having an instinctive desire to wish you a fabulous day, too.
Have you tried being sexier?
I feel like this alone proves how wrong this comic is. This doesn’t need any sort of opinion, this can easily be proved with cold hard data.
If you’re into that …
Knock, knock.
Pros: no PMS to deal with!
Cons: penis
Reverse it if it’s female homosexuals.
So there are no downsides you say?
If penis isn’t a downside, you’re homosexual already and have no need to convert.
Fun fact, straight men also sometimes have a penis.
As a gay man I’ve sucked enough of them by now to know.