• assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Saw a great joke on TikTok the other day:

    Father: “Okay, why did you call me to school?”

    Principal: “Your son was found smashing pumpkins.”

    Father: “What? What’s the big deal? Bring him here, I want to speak to him.”

    Principal: “Alright, bring him in.”

    Father: “What? This isn’t my son.”

    Other Student: “Nah, I’m Pumpkins.”