• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “come here and rub my belly hooman! I command it! Yes, rub the belly… That’s nice… OMFG DON’T RUB THE BELLY! I WILL F’ING KILL YOU!!! NEVER RUB THE BELLY! I’LL RIP YOUR BELLY RUBBING FACE OFF YOU BASTARD!!!”

    -every kitty in the world