Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agoYour king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.hexbear.netimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1149arrow-down1imageYour king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square40fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·7 months agoWait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·7 months agoPretty sure he’s never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him. So critical support to the servants, I guess.
minus-squareglans [it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months ago“it worked great for steve jobs!”
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·7 months agoSmh Steve just didn’t drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king’s medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoHe tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoIt’s tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers My man’s hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoWhile it’s a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he’s old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it. Now that I’m done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoHe’s also a big fan of homeopathy
Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.
Pretty sure he’s never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.
So critical support to the servants, I guess.
“it worked great for steve jobs!”
Smh Steve just didn’t drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king’s medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.
He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis
It’s tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers
My man’s hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.
While it’s a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he’s old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it.
Now that I’m done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.
He’s also a big fan of homeopathy