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When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.
For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it’s solid or liquid.
For real, why is it like that???
The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement in some people.
😂😂😂
Brown goes in, brown comes out. It’s only logical
Never comes alone as well.
I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I’m pooping on company time.
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.
Same, except that I’m up at 5, out the door by 6. You’d think I’d learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go…but who’s the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That’s right, it’s me…
Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.
For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.
Just got a drip coffe machine, guess this is my life now
