• FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    Juror 1 just wants to grill.
    Juror 2 is gonna say something racist that ends up reuniting all the other jurors.
    Juror 3 is a yuppie techbro that looks like Clark Kent.
    Juror 4 just wants to get to the baseball game in time.

    Gets a lot harder after that since there isn’t that much heterogeneity amongst the lib media outlets to make a mapping to 12 Angry Men characters cogent at all.