I know politics can be a very contentious topic, so why don’t we try and lighten the mood a bit?
I wasnt thinking about running but I possibly got a pretty good shot
So you’re a multimillionaire? ^^
Hadn’t thought about being a multimillionaire either but sounds fun maybe I’ll do that too
What is your stance on legalizing dank memes?
I won’t rest until recreational use of dank memes are legalized
Welp, you’ve got my vote
I’d vote for you
Thanks. You’re the key demographic I’m after
I’m betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
I’d bet my left nut on that
Double or nothing?
Bernie sanders
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% ‘Fuck the corporations’.
Mitt Romney?
Putin
They said wrong answers
You think he’d be re-elected?
Kanye obviously
the “ancient aliens” guy
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he’s honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn’t like other politicians.
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I was gonna say Vermin Supreme, but then you said wrong answers only, so now I’m stumped.
Comrade Karl Marx.
Obama
Nah my bet is on Barry Nana who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
Austin Powers baaabbbbyyyy
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon’s new robot body.
On a related note, does anyone know how to embed images in Jerboa?
Chris Christie. Mike Pence will be a close second though.
Bridgegate alone should disqualify Christie from ever holding office.