LibsEatPoop [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoNow do NDAs.hexbear.netimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1228arrow-down10
arrow-up1228arrow-down1imageNow do NDAs.hexbear.netLibsEatPoop [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareChronographslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·7 months agoAn agreement you’re forced to sign when starting a job saying that if you leave you can’t work for a competitor for x number of years.
minus-squareFreudianCafe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-26 months agoSo its the free market Edit: people really cant grasp irony here
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·7 months agoFreedom is when you have to sign your rights away to make a wage
minus-squareTheLastHero [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·7 months agofree your hog and post it
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·7 months agoSounds like the opposite of a free market to me but what do I know
minus-square420blazeit69 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoYou think NDAs are a selling point for the free market?
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoIf I put a gun to your head and made you sign yourself into slavery, that’s the free market
minus-squaremacerated_baby_presidents [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agothis is why “free market” is an incoherent concept
minus-squareAmerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-26 months agoHow was anyone supposed to tell you were trying to invoke irony with no kind of tone indicators or shorthand attached to your post other than insufferable rexxitor smarm? Telepathy-over-IP? /srs
minus-squareFreudianCafe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoMaybe i was the one setting the bar too high
minus-squareLibsEatPoop [any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoSatire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoHave you ever shit yourself from embarrassment?
minus-squareFreudianCafe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoEmbarassed by how people cant understand irony, yes
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-26 months agoOoooh woaw sorry for not understanding your unindicated social cue Neurodivergent people exist fuck you
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoYou don’t seem to grasp how many idiots we get that absolutely hold this line of thought unironically
minus-squareFreudianCafe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoThis is hexbear, i thought it would be obvious. But yeah, thats my fault
minus-squareBestBouclettes@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-27 months agoIt basically means you can’t go work for a concurrent of your current company for a set period of time after you leave your job.
minus-squareFreudianCafe@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoThe free market manifesting itself
minus-squareLibsEatPoop [any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·7 months agowhat are you on.
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoSelf-manifesting so hard it requires the employer to force it to happen
minus-squarenat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoThe free market is when you’re not free to work for whomever you wish
What is a noncompete?
An agreement you’re forced to sign when starting a job saying that if you leave you can’t work for a competitor for x number of years.
So its the free market
Edit: people really cant grasp irony here
Freedom is when you have to sign your rights away to make a wage
free your hog and post it
Sounds like the opposite of a free market to me but what do I know
You think NDAs are a selling point for the free market?
If I put a gun to your head and made you sign yourself into slavery, that’s the free market
this is why “free market” is an incoherent concept
How was anyone supposed to tell you were trying to invoke irony with no kind of tone indicators or shorthand attached to your post other than insufferable rexxitor smarm? Telepathy-over-IP? /srs
Maybe i was the one setting the bar too high
Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
Have you ever shit yourself from embarrassment?
Embarassed by how people cant understand irony, yes
Ooooh woaw sorry for not understanding your unindicated social cue
Neurodivergent people exist fuck you
You don’t seem to grasp how many idiots we get that absolutely hold this line of thought unironically
This is hexbear, i thought it would be obvious. But yeah, thats my fault
It basically means you can’t go work for a concurrent of your current company for a set period of time after you leave your job.
The free market manifesting itself
what are you on.
Irony
Good, good👍
Self-manifesting so hard it requires the employer to force it to happen
The free market is when you’re not free to work for whomever you wish