Family Vacation by Kolanaki

Finally! It’s summer, hey-oh!

Dad’s got the tickets to Disney Land, our suitcases are packed,

Get in the car and away we go.

We’re almost there, oh what a thrill,

But what’s that I see, up over the hill?

A giant brown fart cloud over the city,

Making everything smelly, ugly and shitty.

“What is that, dad?” I asked in confusion,

“Nothing to worry about, just the pollution.”