He looks sooo upset.
He hates his base soooo much.
A) this is hilarious and 2) I just realized I never asked why he is called big wet boy, so why y’all call him that? lol
I’m not positive but I think it’s because he’s big, wet, and a boy
I mean seriously look at him.
There’s a 10 ft damp radius around him.
Can ya answer the question earnestly for the folks with tism in the crowd
I think it started as a chapotraphouse joke. But it really is just the literal meanings of the words. He’s tall and fat (big), constantly glistening with sweat (wet), male and childish (boy).
Oh he’s sweaty. The rest I got.
I’m fairly certain it’s because a number of years back there was some photo of him practically glistening with sweat. And then the name stuck.
I have no sources though, so take this with a grain of salt.
Lol, I have the tism and I’m the one who asked the question. Not sure what I expected.
It’s okay I do too hence why I was like man can y’all just properly explain fr lmao
I’m normally too afraid to ask about inside jokes unless I see them come up like a lot and still can’t extrapolate the meaning behind them. I usually understand them after a while, if not immediately if they are readily apparent. But this one just kept eluding me. I just wasn’t sure if it was meant to be taken at face value or if it had some in-joke reasoning.
All of this 💀 you know the struggle
the boy is the biggest and wettest you’ve ever seen, folks
Ok the first and last def make it make sense more. I think I get it. I always considered it like “greasy” tho.
The explanation I recall seeing is he almost always looks like he has just finished (or is in the middle) of sweating
And I was figuring it might have been something like that but was wondering if there was any deeper Hexbearian lore to it or something. Ty!
I think it originated with Matt Christman calling him that a few years ago.
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lol this makes me even more confused. Why is Reagan BONE DRY? And why did I read that in John Mulaney’s voice?
This president is BONE DRY.
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JFK was famously so dry that the CIA had to unalive him at Dow Chemical’s request so that they could research his body to invent those little silica gel packs.
Ah, gotcha. That actually kind of makes sense. I think I really am having a tism day lol.
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You did a bang up job with the analysis lol.
Oh god you’re right, I heard it that way too
Going to need that as an emoji stat.
Please make it happen.
:Trump-despair:
I was gonna ask how someone can be so delusional as to share this photo without shame or embarassment. but then I realized - right, the same kind of person who is delusional enough to paint that in the first place
I read his 𝕏 bio and uhh
Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN!
this is truly troubling. for the love of God do not let your children sit on this man’s lap
I like WOMEN!
Oh.
I like WOMEN
I like WOMEN
I like the CONCEPT of a woman
in a glass bowl
his 𝕏 bio
what is that, some kind of porn site?
It looks like he spent at least three hours finishing shading the upper lip
It’s real apparently.
He looks like he had a stroke.
HOW DARE YOU.
I hope so
Is that Sasha Colby??
Lmao we had the same thought around the same time
wake up babe, new trump emote just dropped
Is that Sasha Colby?
The Gary Peterson acct is fake but really funny.
Our Big
WetRed Boy. He looks like one of those cartoons that get red and blow off steam.I miss the mail order first lady
Standing lessons needed
