“The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a Boeing whistleblower at their birthday party. They asked me if I was the clown! So I said to them.“No, I am a messenger of Capital.” You should have seen the look on their face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, they won’t be seeing age sixty!”
Boeing whistleblower found dead in tragic self-inflicted head being smashed into a pulp wound
local witnesses mentioned an orc “Kool Aid Manning” through a building near by.
“The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a Boeing whistleblower at their birthday party. They asked me if I was the clown! So I said to them.“No, I am a messenger of Capital.” You should have seen the look on their face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, they won’t be seeing age sixty!”