You can’t un-mountain dew what’s already been mountain done
You will never prove that I did the dew
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The headline seems to suggest maybe?
Edit: From the story:
Her DNA was later found on the handle of a bloody knife found lying next to the victim’s body at the Daytona Beach home they shared, the affidavit stated.
She forgot to pour Mountain Dew on the knife. SO CLOSE!
like… can anyone explain to me whats going on in Florida?? Is everyone there insane because alligators are chasing them all day long or something?
Their arrests are public record and easy to get so their loons are more exposed by news media.
Which doesn’t mean they don’t have more loons, mind.
Asking for a friend?
The way this was phrased made it sound like they were expecting the soda to melt their body and destroy then on a molecular level. Which tbf is a pretty metal way to murder-suicide
Great Florida mugshot! We’ve got the neck tat, the I-will-eat-you stare, and the Walmart dye job
Don’t worry, it was diet mountain dew
Make America Florida, huh??
It’s not that acidic.
She should have soaked in a tub of it. If you are dissolved, you can’t be charged.
… but it’s got electrolytes.
It ruins what cops crave
In addition to florida man, they now have florida woman…
A lotta mileage for 35y.
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Yeah, she’s got some city miles for sure.
