• SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

      American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

      Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)