Yeah, he’s gotta go watch over the spice production now the Harkonnens are on their way out.
He’s simply too busy being 8 feet tall, in 8th grade, and his father’s 8th favourite child.
8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation, 8 hours of sleep
To the millisecond. No time for a fourth thing.
Its a slogan from over 100 years ago, it needs updating, and i do believe many things can fit under recreation.
Before computers and before trains time was also a lot more relative than exact, you can have your milliseconds of dancing, babe
Barron’s like a computer. He lives every day exactly the same as the previous. He’s like a weird villain of the week in an Axe Cop comic.
Ivankas number one, but being the first handsome, non freakish son slots Barron in at two.
Not being a woman probably puts him at first actually.
Too busy playing Helldivers
That’s what I hope for him. I was thinking Minecraft but yeah. As a teenager (and now, let’s be real) my ass would be asking if it needs to be done and if anyone else can do it.
I’m honestly surprised the libs haven’t made a “meet the Trumps” that is just “Meet the grahams”
Kendrick’s too spicy for the
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I wouldn’t go that far. Maybe she’s backstabbing her husband. Trump’s family and Trump world is a nest of vipers. If Trump’s life starting in 2015 was made in some kind of reality tv recreation thing - it would probably be 100s of hours of riveting tv. But, no, I have no idea who could play Trump convincingly during all that footage.
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Just ~60s or so of secretly filmed footage of her and Trump in private might be fantastic. I can’t even imagine how the two them are to each other in private. Superficially friendly? Icy? Cold as ice? Sarcastic? Openly hostile?
The inevitable book she publishes will be very interesting. I look forward to watching a 10 minute news segment on it before clicking on something else.
I bet she calls it My Struggle.
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Why dosent he just eat the other delegates?
he’s running
Hes gotta focus on his growing
I wonder what his goal is. 8 feet? Or 9?
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fuck off dad im busy playing minecraft with the homies
ball is life
