They’re making it a difficult choice, on one hand, Trump gave Putin and Xi a list of all CIA assets in their countries, will disband NATO, and sell Hawaii, on the other hand Biden is gonna reunify Korea, open the borders, and destroy Israel?
If only we had the democrats Maga thinks we have, and republicans that Blue Maga thinks we do.
Imagine how delusional one must be to actually think Joe Biden intends to, I dunno, fly down to Texas and have the Air Force carpet bomb the border fence while he’s mid speech. He’ll end with that Yanos quote about “borders being scars on the earth” so he’s removing one today. Then Chairman Biden, president of the united socialist states of America, along with Fidel’s bastard who holds the executive position for the northern part of the new country, will walk over and shake hands and hug new chairman for the southern part of USSA. Three equal leaders with no borders, all smiling while they do propaganda photoshoots aiming firing squad rifles at senators [redacted].
As they pull the trigger the pop sound wakes you up and it turns out to be your old dog farted in their sleep and woke you up from dreams of glorious revolution. As the sadness of reality seeps in, the stench only grows more unbearable.
Old dog fart seems like an appropriate comparison for US politics…
They’re making it a difficult choice, on one hand, Trump gave Putin and Xi a list of all CIA assets in their countries, will disband NATO, and sell Hawaii, on the other hand Biden is gonna reunify Korea, open the borders, and destroy Israel?
If only we had the democrats Maga thinks we have, and republicans that Blue Maga thinks we do.
Lmao
Imagine how delusional one must be to actually think Joe Biden intends to, I dunno, fly down to Texas and have the Air Force carpet bomb the border fence while he’s mid speech. He’ll end with that Yanos quote about “borders being scars on the earth” so he’s removing one today. Then Chairman Biden, president of the united socialist states of America, along with Fidel’s bastard who holds the executive position for the northern part of the new country, will walk over and shake hands and hug new chairman for the southern part of USSA. Three equal leaders with no borders, all smiling while they do propaganda photoshoots aiming firing squad rifles at senators [redacted].
As they pull the trigger the pop sound wakes you up and it turns out to be your old dog farted in their sleep and woke you up from dreams of glorious revolution. As the sadness of reality seeps in, the stench only grows more unbearable.
Old dog fart seems like an appropriate comparison for US politics…