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Furry bust on a vapourwave background. Text: Sorry white people, you have no spirit animal. That’s your fursona.
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I’m floppa
im going to call it my patronus and you cant stop me
Having an animal persona? Pfft, what kind of DWEEB do you take me for?
If i recall you gave us spirit animals months ago in one of your threads!
RFK Jr’s dead brain worm
lol they added “rfk” as a keyword for the emoji now
Take a wild guess.
… otters?
Badgers?
get out
Raykin
A white guy?
how dare
But I don’t wanna be an animal…
Would you rather be a tomato?
Nah. (You didn’t here it from me but I heard they smell awful.)
Oh that’s a shame, I always thought they looked real pretty
Quokkas throw their babies when they’re in danger
Using a threat of a lifetime responsibility as a weapon… look… its just like people!
There there, little one.
I’m your mommy now.
let’s go rob a bank
Don’t knock it til you try it. Different strokes for different folx.
The true proletariat
They keep in control the Ant SSettler Kkkolonie$
Mostly ill-tempered sea bass, sometimes decorator crab.
byunyn
Paul Byunyn? Ya got a big blue ox?
bnuyu
Aye, aren’t we animals already? Unless…
I’m
It’s hard to choose.
Hm… have you thought about choosing the satanic gecko?
I’m a human
What an adorable species to choose!
I didn’t know what a quokka was until dungeon crawl stone soup used them as a monster
dungeon crawl stone soup
That is most certainly an interesting name of a game and an interesting place to learn about the existence of the quokkas
I think the name of the game is just dungeon crawl and stone soup is like the popular updated tileset for it so it isn’t just ascii graphics
If you like d&d roguelikes look it up, it’s p. fun. You’re trying to get to the bottom of a dungeon to retrieve the Orb of Zot, there’s a lot of race/class/deity combinations to play with