Be strong and gay. Got it.
Can I be average and Pan?
If you’re pan you’ve got to be either cast iron or stainless steel. We don’t have any averages in the pan community. We’re all superb.
I’d be cast iron, I’m heavy enough
Carbon steel, baby.
Bullshit, you’re not all superb.
Teflon pans are utter shit.
Teflon is non stick!
Just what you want in sex!
Ehh I think we’re supposed to steer clear of Teflon because it’s a PFAS and those might be bad? I mean you do you but still.
They also can’t handle high heat, aren’t dishwasher or oven safe, and shouldn’t be used with metal implements. Teflon is rubbish.
Slippery when wet
Is there anything that more adhesive when wet?
Asking for a freind.
Generally no, but in some situations.
Shame on me for posting instead of just doing my own research!
Copper pans are great as well, properly cared for they will last for generations, just like cast iron and stainless. Also they look cool.
You can be whatever you want. This bitch isn’t the boss of you!
That really depends on your position on goat legs
No, but you can be average and Tinker Bell.
or be weak or gay, but not both!
The lgbt can’t be harmed if the gays are armed
Be the strong gay Billy Herrington always knew you could be.
Tom of Finland has entered the chat
I’m a woman so I think I’d like to look like Jillian Michaels, if I’m picking a strong gay (leaving aside her personality).
She’s telling me to hit the gym D:
“Stay fucking hard.”
I CANT TAKE THESE MIXED SIGNALS
“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay. Stay fucking hard,” Gomez instructs viewers in the video, delivering one of the most unintentionally homoerotic lines of the 21st century so far.
Great writing.
I am also deeply confused… this hateful message is coming from someone in paisley leggings.
in the 80’s we kept getting told about the evils of homosexuality from men whose breath probably smelt of truck-stop foreskin.
What’s the current over/under on her being outed in the next six months with an underage cheerleader, and having to apologize deeply to her family and constituents while continuing on her mission to destroy our country?
The ones who piss and moan the loudest are often times themselves the biggest offenders, I.e projection, after all
piss and moan the loudest
It’s not nice to kink shame.
Unless that’s their kink
Gaslight
Obstruct
Project
Always a confession. So I’m at 85%
Oh it’s guaran-fuckin-teed.
Are we at the “anyone who doesn’t vote for me is gay” stage?
Time is cyclical. Welcome to the 90’s.
cyclical
It’s more of a Jeremy Bearimy
Great. Hopefully we get some good comedies.
quEeR iS A sLUr!
I have no doubt whatsoever this woman eats pussy like an absolute carnivore.
You have to establish dominance. She already said you can’t be weak and gay. One or the other, but not both.
Link?
Zelda?
Ganon?
Navi?
Hey, Listen!
“Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”
“No…shit, I mean yes! YES!!”
“Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”
“Sigh…YES.”
“Alright then, I’ll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!”
In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay.
So, you can’t be anything you want? It’s incredible that she doesn’t hear the irony.
You can be anyone you want and if we don’t like it we can subject you to indescribable horrors.
It’s called Freedom, sweetie, and everyone has it.
You can be anything you want as long as it’s what we want.
It makes sense though. They ruin the educational system, poison the waters and tell everyone that its a waste of time and effort, and muddy the waters to make understanding harder. Anyone who ever left the hood will tell you - education is fucking everything.
Be strong and gay!
I’m flexible and trans, does that work too?
You flirting with me?
I genuinely thought that this was exactly where the ad was going. I’m not American and when I see the GOPs bullshit it blows my mind
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The one wearing a bulletproof vest telling others not to be weak. She’s not strong enough to stop bullets on her own?
I wonder what her secret girlfriend has to say about that.
To be fair, that’s a weighted vest that a lot of (mostly
Crossfittersfunctional fitness types (I don’t want to get sued)) wear to make their workouts harder.I saw “bulletproof vest” in the article but missed the “weighted or” part just before it. I did partial research before I posted. Lol.
There’s no real such thing as a true bullet proof vest, unless you enjoy wearing 25lb steel plates; a ceramic armor vest is significantly lighter but are not rated to take more than a few impacts of 7.62mm or even a few 9mm for regular consumer grade restricted for non-military use armor
I like turtles.
Nah that’s definitely body armor. I think it’s an oversized plate vest but she’s running, it’s all black, and I’m shit at identifying such things.
Nobody is going to sue you for making fun of CrossFit. If they try, just show the court a video of people thrashing around with kettlebells and I think any judge would agree that CrissFitters are fucking stupid.
For women, wearing a weight vest actually legitimately helps reduce bone loss in the hips. Statistically marked improvements for women tested vs control group.
Source - Snow CM, et al. Long-term exercise using weighted vests prevents hip bone loss in postmenopausal women. J Gerontol A Biol Sci Med Sci 55(9); M489-491, 2000
Weighted vests look significantly different than body armour. Also I haven’t seen any weighted vests that have a section of velcro for patches.
She’s wearing at least 3a.
“In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”
… What if I want to be those things?
Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?
can i be moderately strong and gay but probably slightly closer to weak than strong because i wanna
get fucked senseless by a strong protective manbe a twinknot that i want that or anything
Strong twinks are hot.
And you can be physically strong but still need emotional reassurance and tender cuddles after I fuck you deep and wild like the horny slut you crave being. You don’t need to pick one or the other.
I want to be gay but I’m too weak to go through all the shit society throws at gay people, so I’ll conform and hide my true self.
I know plenty of gay people that would beat the piss out of this bitch.
i think most people could beat the shit out of any politician or public figure to be honest.
A stiff breeze could probably take out a supermajority of the house and senate.
you aren’t wrong there.
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Oh I refuse to be weak and gay. I insist on being strong and gay
I am not sure how anyone can be “weak” when they constantly face so much discrimination, bullying and harassment and choose to spread a message that is essentially love is love. That’s heroic, not weak. You know who else persisted with a message of love under duress and hardship? Jesus.
Edit to say that I agree with the other commenters about being Strong and Gay 💪🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
It’s interesting because I just saw a documentary about Roy Cohn and even though he was gay as the day was long, he would never identify as gay. Mostly because he viewed gay people as weak and as victims. Which wouldn’t mesh with his view of himself as powerful. It’s an abhorrent mindset that might apply here as well.
What’s with all the conservatives wearing soft armor with no plates in them? Fashion?
They’re cosplaying as strong people, but really they’re just stupid.
They also cosplay as followers of Jesus Christ.
“Damn, this shit is heavy”
Armor with plates is woke.
Lmao yeah rounds would stitch right through her
Maybe I’m hallucinating because I can’t find it, but I swear there was a Nietzsche bit about “It is a weak man who walks around in armor.” In this case it’s literal armor.
I feel like “Republican” is its own derogatory category now.
“Don’t be a Republican, care about your neighbor” or “Don’t be a Republican, check the facts” feel like completely reasonable things to say because Republicans have basically stereotyped themselves.
“Love thy neighbor” gets responses.
So does “What would Jesus do” about immigrants, homeless, etc.
“I love how you ask yourself ‘what would Jesus do’ and then do the opposite” is a break the glass response for genuinely monstrous statements.
“In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay."
So in the US I can be anything I want… except if I want to be weak and gay.
Any other exceptions I should know off?
A lot. It’s better to ask yourself if you are an old rich white man and if the answer is no you might be fucked
Don’t be non-xtian, don’t be trans, don’t be liberal, don’t be…
