• randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    Ok we need to make the movie “Rudy 2: Electric Boogaloo” and we have to have James Woods reprise his role as an elderly Juliani evading being served in a weird Zucker brothers Leslie Nelson style parody film.

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      6 months ago

      You’re 5 foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of political ability. And you hung in there with the best presidential candidates, grifters, and Russian mobsters in the land for thirty years. And you’re gonna walk outta here with a summons from Arizona. In this life, you don’t have to prove nothin’ to nobody but yourself and maybe the district attorney for Maricopa County. And after what you’ve gone through, if you haven’t done that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen. Now go on back to Arizona.