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minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.socialOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI don’t know which is more funny - the idea of a ‘gladiator’ match being won by some weedy merchant punting a chicken over the Colosseum crowd, or by the chicken completely bodying the guy and the crowd going wild for their new champion.
minus-squareRose Thorne@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoDon’t underestimate a chicken. I’ll give it to the human 9 out of 10 times, but that 10th is the one who went for the eyes and succeeded. Those feet are no joke. Sure, it’s probably not going to kill you, but you’re going to be in for a world of pain if things go wrong.
Yeah but who won?
I don’t know which is more funny - the idea of a ‘gladiator’ match being won by some weedy merchant punting a chicken over the Colosseum crowd, or by the chicken completely bodying the guy and the crowd going wild for their new champion.
Don’t underestimate a chicken.
I’ll give it to the human 9 out of 10 times, but that 10th is the one who went for the eyes and succeeded.
Those feet are no joke. Sure, it’s probably not going to kill you, but you’re going to be in for a world of pain if things go wrong.