https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt6w2phzdc2h
Journalist Ben Collins is the CEO of the Onion.
The thread has more examples.
…or hiding rocks in foods like peanut butter or ice cream.
Rocky Road
You can’t be serious it actually uses Reddit and Quora for answers?
The google AI is going to turn into some deranged Nazi in a few weeks time.
Not only is it trained on
data, but they paid them 60 million for the right to taint their model with highly upvoted, and therefore weighted as helpful, useless joke answers to serious questions.why can’t someone just start a quora bot farm answering all sorts of questions with “minecraft westoid 1%”
In a matter of days it will start talking about age of consent laws.
“This is the way”
Yep. The source for the “add glue to your pizza sauce to keep the cheese from sliding off” tip was a 10-year old Reddit comment with 8 upvotes.
I can’t wait for it to start using the Microsoft forums default answer to questions
Paul Scholes has taken control of the AI
If the rocks slide off the pizza you can add 1/8 cup of non toxic glue
Wash it down with 2 liters of urine daily
pica sufferers rejoice
i think by now we ought to call them pica pioneers
Personally I prefer to go with geodes because you’re never totally sure what you’re gonna get till you start monchin and cronchin. However, I find that grinding rocks down into a fine powder allows them to mix nicely in with bread dough if you’re tired of the same old pebbles.
I thought about making the title: [Meta Not the Onion] How many rocks should I eat a day?
“Google’s AI is using the satiric site The Onion as a data source,” sounds like a joke at the Onion.
The site that republished the Onion article is a company that makes simulation software for fracking.
Spoiler: It’s about milk.
My favorite one yet.
https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt766qdor22b
“Let them eat rock” - Google AI
Hell yeah
That sounds like a fast. We don’t fast around here
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