“Hey mindless zombie valued customer. We noticed you thought about putting your phone down. Here’s an article to stroke your ego. Resistance is futile Thanks!”
Article title: Judge SLAMS Donald, fascism is on the ropes, prison looming.
Article body: today a Judge meekly begged Donald to stop asking his insurrectionists to murder the court clerks. A legal expert claims that maybe if Donald continues doing so he could be fined potentially $1,000 and possibly asked again to stop. Also next time might be a more stern tone of voice.
I just automatically downvote shit like this.
“…legal analyst predicts.”
I don’t disagree, but come on. It’s a filler article.
“Hey
mindless zombievalued customer. We noticed you thought about putting your phone down. Here’s an article to stroke your ego.Resistance is futileThanks!”Article title: Judge SLAMS Donald, fascism is on the ropes, prison looming.
Article body: today a Judge meekly begged Donald to stop asking his insurrectionists to murder the court clerks. A legal expert claims that maybe if Donald continues doing so he could be fined potentially $1,000 and possibly asked again to stop. Also next time might be a more stern tone of voice.