Share a zelda? You mean like how Bowser and Mario share Peach?
I mean I guess…Zelda gets kidnapped just as often as Peach, and yet nobody ever says Ganon and Zelda are willing lovers, but EVERYBODY says it about Peach and Bowser.
Kinda weird, right? IF someone EVER gets kidnapped, its once in a lifetime thing. If they survive, they don’t get kidnapped AGAIN.
Could you also share a Zelda?
Fine, but only the one.
@SpaceNoodle @Nadaph
Share a zelda? You mean like how Bowser and Mario share Peach?
I mean I guess…Zelda gets kidnapped just as often as Peach, and yet nobody ever says Ganon and Zelda are willing lovers, but EVERYBODY says it about Peach and Bowser.
Kinda weird, right? IF someone EVER gets kidnapped, its once in a lifetime thing. If they survive, they don’t get kidnapped AGAIN.
Certainly not 13 or 16 more times…
Zelda usually doesn’t get kidnapped, though. She gets stuck in a refrigerator somewhere.