The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 6 months agoWhen the DM tries to make it as obvious as possiblelemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1695arrow-down14
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minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·6 months ago“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·6 months agoGM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoPlayer: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1 GM: … GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoI did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months ago“Does a 40 save?” “Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?”
“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
“Does a 40 save?”
“Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?”