“I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life”
Okay whatever weirdo.
“I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!”
Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god
“Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!”
“I have created man and woman!”
“I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life”
Okay whatever weirdo.
“I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!”
Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god
“Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!”
Petty, but funny. God win.
I love me some clams. But a good chunk of those religious dietary restrictions were made with solid reasoning.
“Don’t Eat Shellfish” is the ancient world equivalent of “Don’t ride in a helicopter”
or osprey