Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!
A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won’t speak without a lawyer present.
Officer: You are the lawyer!
Man: Yes,so where is my present?
Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.
I knew I could never be a lawyer, because I would never pass a bar (without going in).
Not a dad joke per say but:
What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?
A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.
I don’t get it 😕
There’s a fast food restaurant called Arby’s that serves those sandwiches.
I still don’t get it.
Arby-tration
This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed…
I’m gonna need more…
Arby’s rations
Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.
