In a scene not too uncommon in today’s world, local dad Alan Devlin reassured his high school son, Keith, with an enthusiastic “You got this!” to cover for having absolutely no idea how to help him with his Algebra homework.
Keith, a sophomore at Quadratic High, initially welcomed his dad’s encouragement. “At first, I thought he was just trying to boost my confidence,” Keith said. "But then I realized he had absolutely no clue what he was talking about when he started using phrases like “x equals whatever you want it to be” and “Try dividing by zero.”
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Me as a college tutor
I just need a little help with this problem from thermal dynamics
Don’t worry! You got this!
“Thanks mom”:-D
It’s time you give this one a try on your own!
"Why dont yiu talk me through what you’ve done so far’
I remember when I was younger my parents would help me out with some of my algebra stuff but once I got to trig and higher I was like “damn, they can’t help me out with this anymore”
Homework is idiotic. If it can’t be covered during regular school hours, it shouldn’t be required.
I’m really happy to have recently learned that some schools are just entirely doing away with it.
this hits home. Common core makes no sense to me…. But regular math doesn’t really either.
Where is the satire lol this is just reality
But I do hope it makes some dads feel seen
Satirizing supportive fathers, despite whatever their personal skill levels are… hmm
Man, it’s a joke. Lighten up!
A joke about supportive fathers which are far from common these days…
You’re allowed to joke about and laugh at whatever you want, just expressing my feelings too
Math hard.
Should be a lot easier for modern parents who can easily use online resources to learn
*assures
with peace and love
damn! thanks i’ll update the article!