I was called “quarter machine” and kids kepts trying to shove coins down the back of my pants during 6th grade camp after someone pantsed me the first week in.
You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
I was called “quarter machine” and kids kepts trying to shove coins down the back of my pants during 6th grade camp after someone pantsed me the first week in.
Supervillain origin story for the ass pennies guy
You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
“Do you know why they call me Mr Moneypenny?”
I hope you invested that money wisely.