Wait, as in, banned after graduation occurred? If they were setting that standard, you should have upped your game to also get retroactively banned from you senior prom, homecoming, etc. You had 12 years of school events banked you could have drawn from for retroactive bans.
I know, right? More the fool me for not trying harder.
They tried to withhold my diploma in response but it turns out they did not actually have the legal authority to do so. That might be useful information if I ever intended to go through high school a second time… But, uh, I think I’d rather not.
Wait, as in, banned after graduation occurred? If they were setting that standard, you should have upped your game to also get retroactively banned from you senior prom, homecoming, etc. You had 12 years of school events banked you could have drawn from for retroactive bans.
I know, right? More the fool me for not trying harder.
They tried to withhold my diploma in response but it turns out they did not actually have the legal authority to do so. That might be useful information if I ever intended to go through high school a second time… But, uh, I think I’d rather not.
Wait, did you literally hand a frog to him, or is this some kind of slang I’m not familiar with?
An actual frog. Ribbit, ribbit. I kept it in my pocket until the fateful moment.
Okay, then this was definitely an overreaction by asshole power trippers!
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