Donald Trump's new crypto buddies are convicted fraudsters, alleged gropers and bilkers fined billions of dollars. The ‘disrupters’ are lining up early in hopes of a pardon pipeline.
Me, an alleged groper: the rumours of me being able to breathe underwater are patently absurd. This is an unprecedented, farcical smear campaign by my political opponents. The puddle of water at my feet is just my sweat glands in overproduction, blorp.
We were all here for the historic moment where “alleged gropers” really came into their own as a political donor demographic.
Me, an alleged groper: the rumours of me being able to breathe underwater are patently absurd. This is an unprecedented, farcical smear campaign by my political opponents. The puddle of water at my feet is just my sweat glands in overproduction, blorp.
The Gropers and the Groypers are the Trump people. It’s the grouper that can breathe underwater, right?
Unfortunately, there is a species of fish/grouper that is referred to as a “groper” in Australia.
Of course. Thanks.