[a portrait of Sonic the Hedgehog next to a portrait of Elon Musk, set up as a side-by-side comparison. Below Sonic’s portrait is text describing his traits:

  • loved by edgy teens
  • wants to go back to space
  • nemesis is a powerful bald man
  • lives in a simulation
  • draws power from emeralds

Below Musk’s portrait is a nearly-identical list of traits:

  • loved by edgy teens
  • wants to go back to space
  • nemesis is a powerful bald man
  • thinks he lives in a simulation
  • draws power from emeralds

]