“I hope they stop. Don’t advertise, If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is." - Elon Musk, November 27th 2023
Less than seven months later here we are. lmao
Losing $400 million in one quarter and yet this company still exists.
“Fuck you… … Please give me money?”
Can you imagine placing billboards on a hill of burning shit?
“I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,” he admitted.
OR…
“I suck. All this stupid and immoral shit you see, that’s all me, baby. I’m solely responsible for what you have come to know as one of the worst things. I made that. I’m a tool.”
Drugs man has an elongated upper chest full of drugs!!!
“I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,” he admitted.
Well, at least the advertisers know he meant it when he literally told them to go fuck themselves. That’ll help, I think.
There’s a weird right-wing attitude that “it’s better to be an asshole who’s ‘real’ than to be nice but ‘fake.’”
“I’m just brutally honest.” - every emotionally stunted, edgelord, chore of a person in existence
“He just tells it like it is” - everyone in denial about how shitty he is.
Go fuck yourselves, but also please let me keep fucking you, too.
What companies really want to invest their advertising in is a company with a completely incompetent CEO who is genuine about it.
I trust they would have no problem if he just kept lying like everyone else.
Are you telling me there are competent CEOs?
Aww poor billionaire
“I am bad at public relations, please pay me to represent your business to the public”
