• Spoops@lemmy.world
    363·
    10 months ago

    “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

  • Xanthobilly@lemmy.world
    283·
    10 months ago

    When did wingnuts take over Shitpost? Is it just me or are there a lot of conservative hot takes being posted today?

  • Bucky@lemmy.world
    259·
    10 months ago

    This is why he’ll win. Because Republicans live in an echo chamber where they think Biden is incompetent. If you look at the record he’s the best president since FDR.

    • danielton@lemmy.world
      518·
      10 months ago

      Dude’s a racist fraud who can’t form a sentence. That’s what you get when you “vote blue no matter who.” We need to do better than Biden.

      • Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
        92·
        10 months ago

        Why lie like this

        I mean if you don’t like Biden, fine, but what’s with this weird need to pretend he can’t speak? He obviously can and it just sounds pathetic to deny reality like this

        • danielton@lemmy.world
          14·
          10 months ago

          Biden is that racist grandpa with dementia who everybody makes excuses for because “he’s a product of his time” and happens to be on Team Blue. He messes up people’s names, struggles to read a teleprompter, and spews racist bullshit. Not to mention sniffing girls’ hair on national TV and grabbing at women who don’t want it. We could have had Clinton or Sanders, but no, we got this dumb shit that people voted for because of nostalgia.

            • danielton@lemmy.world
              12·
              10 months ago

              “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean.” – Biden, referring to President Obama

              “Poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids!”

              “It’s awful hard, as well, to get Latinx vaccinated as well. Why? They’re worried that they will be vaccinated and deported.”

              “Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things.”

              “That’s like saying you . . . before you got in this program, you’re take [sic] a test whether you’re taking cocaine or not. What do you think? Huh? Are you a junkie?” – Biden asking a Black reporter if he’s a cocaine junkie after the reporter asked if he had taken a cognitive test

              “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

              • Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
                4·
                10 months ago

                Yeah I get it he’s old and says awkward things sometimes. Wow, you really got him. Guess all those black people who voted for him in the primaries because they thought he had their best interests at heart were just idiots, eh?

                • danielton@lemmy.world
                  12·
                  10 months ago

                  Dude, none of this is acceptable in the 21st century.

                  Yeah I get it he’s old and says awkward things sometimes.

                  Just proving my point here, he’s that racist grandpa with dementia that everybody makes excuses for.

      • bglad@lemmy.world
        141·
        10 months ago

        “The economy is all that matters and the economic impact of the previous president’s policies magically end when the next president takes office.” /s

  • Sanctus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    133·
    10 months ago

    They just can’t stand their own echo chamber. They need others to unwillingly bare witness to their infantile rants.

  • BadApe@lemmy.world
    51·
    10 months ago

    This isn’t even a good post. Half of OPs posts are just poor quality. I almost feel sorry for them for stuff like this.

  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
    53·
    10 months ago

    Alphabet soup was invented in the 1890s. The first telling of this joke was two weeks later, when it was written about Queen Victoria, only in her 60s but afflicted by several physical conditions by that time, and printed by a young editorial intern named Joe Biden.