The owner makes less than $15 an hour then, right?
As if the owner would ever do an hour of work in a day
You don’t know how agonizing and back-breaking it is to spend 20 minutes digging through emails to find my employer identification number and having to drive to Best Buy to get more ink so I can print motivational posters with the Getty watermark still on them. I have to spend minutes of my day contemplating what I should tell other people to do for me. Sometimes I even have to sit down and fill out a sheet of paper! After all is said and done I only have eight hours remaining to decide what boat I should buy to replace my own one.
If the owner just checked in for half an hour a day and fucked off with $10 I’d consider that a win
$12 per hour = works like two people
And yet only gets paid 1.25x what the minimum wage person does
Works like 2 people - for $12. Sounds about right what real wages he would like to pay.
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My site tagline is the one about how hearing the slimy whisper that V*ush calls a voice turns me into a castration-obsessed 1970s era political lesbian
I wrote a few of them, but the one I’m most proud of is “Welcome home, comrade”
that one is probably my favorite, it’s so fucking good
It came straight from the heart. I think i followed it up with a line about how i haven’t gotten bottom surgery yet, but seeing V*ushs beard still makes me lose 2cm of depth from spontaneous vaginism.
jesus christ girl, consider a career as a professional killer
So the owner makes $14/hr then, neat.
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Most small businesses fail. With a sign as hostile as that, they’re not going anywhere in the future. Also I was a cashier at target and made $17.50, who tf do they think they’re gonna attract
If you work like two people, shouldn’t you be paid at least double minimum wage?
Best I can do is a pizza party once a year.
And if they say it’s because of pay, then clearly it wasn’t a good exit interview.
I recently switched jobs. It was 80% about pay and 20% about management at the old place tripping over their own dicks all the time.
The old place had good parties though.
how about I crack your head open and then I’M the owner?
HOW ABOUT THAT JACK
No more half measures, Walter
Now imagine reading this sign while already working at this place for minimum wage.
Imagine being the minimum wage worker assigned by the boss to write this shit
Damn. You know that’s how it went down too.
Probably made by the bosses point person who is a minimum wage worker that considers themself a temporarily embarrassed $15/h bootlicker
This is quite radicalizing 👍
15$ outperform the owner. so why the owner is payed more than 15$ with taht logic?
They’re taking a risk!
The risk
They might have to work for a living
wow wow slow down taht list is to much for me!
You don’t even unlock “gets outta bed” until at least $23
brings positivity to the environment
Right, the person who made this passive aggressive sign definitely cares about cultivating a non-toxic work environment
brings positivity to the environment
“Eats my shit with a smile and encourages others to do the same.”
Middle school math textbook ass employer
“One person working makes a minimum of 9$/hr. One person doing the work of two people makes $12/hr. How much money is this dipshit stealing from his employees every hour?”
~$98. It’s an estimate but minimum wage work in places like coffee shops is up there among jobs that pay lowest per labour value.
It’s an estimate but minimum wage work in places like coffee shops is up there among jobs that pay lowest per labour value.
Go figure bootlickers condescend to coffee shop workers and say that’s “not a real job.”
I applaud the shit coffee shop workers have to put up with, definitely couldn’t do it myself
Nonzero chance this dipshit pays out the nose to some corporate landlord, barely breaks even, and thinks short-changing wages will make up the difference.
BRINGS ZERO DRAMA
I’ve seen guild invitations claiming to be “ZERO DRAMA” in numerous online games.
When that’s said, the “drama” comes from inside the house and was already there.
Great general rule about people (or in this case, employers) - if they state something that should be a given when no one asked, the opposite is true.
It’s like shopping for sausages and seeing a label that says “100% Pork NO RAT MEAT”.
“NO DRAMA” means tons of drama
Also, “drama” means both “casual annoyances” and “traumatizing aggression” all at once.
I’ve seen guild invitations claiming to be “ZERO DRAMA” in numerous online games.
It also immediately tells you that you’re going to see some slurs in guild chat.
