Way more coherent than Biden.
Day one policy: send a dozen nukes to Iran
Probably send some to Venezuela too. Definitely some to Cuba, after unilaterally lifting the embargo there too.
He’d probably be shot in the back of the head by secret service mid announcement and no explanation or follow up would ever be provided for the assassination. Just an understanding that the president isn’t really in charge of foreign policy
He has a plate in his head now tho. He is golden
Strategic anti-CIA brain surgery
“President Christman you can’t just mobilize the military to nationalize insulin manufactures overnight.”
“SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!”
Vote for yourself and everyone around you
Oh geez I started voting and now I can’t stop voting and there’s ballots everywhere and I am totally unequipped to handle this.
Large son for prez 🫡
