• Fatdork2 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    My top Pic for funniest outcome: trump wins in a blowout, biden dies the next day.

    My top Pic for most likely outcome: kamala Harris carries all 50 states, implements project 2025

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      2 months ago

      kamala Harris carries all 50 states, implements project 2025

      “Biden - god rest his soul - had that unfortunate fall down the stairs at the White House.” Did that almost sound happy? Was that the tiniest smile on her face when she said that? There’s no information about how Biden fell despite the entire DC press core digging and digging to find something - anything. Was she at the residence at the time? Nobody has any answers. And she won’t say a word about it.

      “I became the nominee and I won. K-hive represent! And the American people have spoken. They chose me. Yes - I’m gonna implement Project 2025. Why?” She laughs a little. “Have you seen America lately? We need to be united.” She turns on her folksy voice “We got a patriotism problem. We got a crime problem. We got an illegal problem - yes, I said it. We got a problem with illegals.”

      “The Supreme Court has given me queenly powers as President of These Glorious United States of America. I’m gonna use them. And the Project gives us the tools we need to…”