• StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zoneOP
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    1 year ago
    how many dumb fkn poems have i written ffs

    Just got out of bed, feeling a bit fried
    Interview later, I wonder if I’ll be hired
    The cat slept with us, and now he’s yowling
    Though he’s been fed, he thinks his tummy’s still growling
    Curled up on the couch, heater in my face
    I’m anxious about this employment race
    It’s hard to talk myself up when I’m so iffy
    But I’ll clean myself up, looking so spiffy
    I’ll cage up the thoughts that hold me back
    And when I get home, I’ll have a panic attack
    As long as I can hold it until after I’m done
    I’ll nail this appointment, and then I’ll have won.

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    sigh

    Cool glass of Rosé, relaxing on the sofa
    Brain’s overthinking, turning over and over.
    Be cool and calm, composed, assured,
    Each fear is stretched and twice measured.
    Turned out and raw for the world to see,
    Memories sliced up, trauma-sushi
    Roll me in rice, in seaweed, I’m salty
    Dip me in soy sauce and light green wasabi
    Chopsticks and lips, full of umami,
    Size me up, please put a fork in me
    I’m done 👌🏼

    Edit: now i want to go to a sushi train ehhh

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      dumb dumb dumb

      We can swim if we want to
      We can leave your fish behind
      'Cause your fish don’t breathe
      And if they don’t breathe
      They’re no mammals of mine

      I have no idea what orcas in hats are (orher than apparently stylish) but that line made me think of The Safety Dance (banger)